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Perfectly Normal?!

Remarks to: the Company Of Watermen & Lightermen, on paddle steamer Elizabethan, on 8 July 2021. Master, Wardens, Fellow Freemen, Ladies & Gentlemen.  Thank you Master for inviting me to join our company on this evening, as we pay tribute…

E-taxes

Mike Godwin’s law of Nazi analogies states that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one. A corollary adage might be that as an economic discussion grows longer, the probability of…

Pret-Tea-In-Porter

Well, the Elf went home, the weather warms, and all good brewing seasons must come to an end. We managed to squeeze in a final batch. This time it was a porter, although my nephew Sean points out, strictly, they…

Profiling Courage

Remarks to: The Worshipful Company Of Security Professionals Alderman & Sheriff Professor Michael Mainelli MStJ FCCA FCSI(Hon) FBCS, Executive Chairman, Z/Yen Group, Wednesday, 24 February 2021, via Zoom, on the occasion of the launch of the Sheriffs’ Award 2021.

Learn To Fear Flemish In An Afternoon

Our family is full of amateur linguists.  Dotted round we have fluent Italian, German, French, Dutch, and Japanese speakers.  Some family members dabble in Chinese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese, Spanish, Latin, Greek, and Hebrew.  A few even claim English proficiency.  Many…