Covid-19 has meant that my Brother Sheriff Christopher Hayward and I instead of serving one year from September 2019, have been asked to serve two, ending September 2021. We believe this is the first time in almost 800 years (1228 AD?) this has happened. So a summary?Continue reading
It was a dark and stormy afternoon…
I’ve always enjoyed Edward Bulwer-Lytton‘s works (honest). Interestingly, while he did provoke opprobrium for the phrase “it was a dark and stormy night“, he equally garnered admiration, leading to a lovely Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for “the funniest opening sentences from the worst novels never written”. How can one express the delight (?) of reading, “Dawn Esterbrooke looked lovingly upon the gifts which her lifelong childhood friends brought to her wedding shower, but inside her guts churned like an overripe peach in a blender because only two hours earlier she had left a motel with her best friend’s homosexual father.”
by Steve Garman of Pensacola, Florida.
Snoopy, of Peanuts’ fame, repeatedly uses this sentence as his never-quite-written novel’s opening line:
Long may the contest live. So what’s the connection to a long and stormy afternoon? As somewhat anticipated, not just lurking puffin passions but also long-held piping proficiency demands rise just when you have the least time for practice. [Yes, dear reader, adopting Bulwer-Lytton stylisms]
The perceptive, Scottish, incoming Master of the Worshipful Company of Marketors, Lesley Wilson, spotted an opportunity to have a Sheriff pipe her into her installation ceremony. I accepted her request with honour, not least as the Marketors kindly made me an honorary liveryman last year.
This shot shows me processing through Fishmongers’ Hall on 30 January 2020 followed by the Court of the Company. You can read more in Marketor, Spring 2020, Issue 84, pages 6 to 9. Of course, another perspective was being stuck in the Fishmongers’ Library full of fishy books for 30 minutes ahead of time (though I did peruse a wonderful copy of “The Salmon Rivers Of Ireland” by Augustus Grimble (1913)), followed by piping, failing to get a dram because I had to dash to another event (you really can’t make up the wonderful variety of things Sheriffs get to do, the “Hampstead Heath, Highgate Wood and Queens Park Committee Dinner”), and then jealously hear of another piper getting paid for the after dinner show. I’ll bet he got a dram!
Nevertheless, one of the great perkys of being Sheriff this year is taking advantage of the Grand Hall below our living quarters. Elisabeth and I came back to the Old Bailey late on a Saturday afternoon, with me fully kitted out from attending the Parade and lunchtime reception for the “71st (City of London) Yeomanry” (you really really can’t make these up), grabbed my pipes and went upstairs. I inflated them on that dark and stormy afternoon for one reverberating rendition of that cliched (but moving) classic, Scotland The Brave. Nobody says you have to listen for 48 seconds…
Well, the cat, or snail (see below), rather ‘puffin’, is truly out of the bag (pipe). As I mentioned in my Shrieval Chain Presentation, Puffin On Pipes:
“imagine your entire family have no idea of your favourite animal, the puffin. Just because you’ve never gone soppy and bought a gaudy plastic tourist souvenir on a puffin island tour – as part of the puffarazzi – doesn’t mean you haven’t spent 60 years trying to justify smelting a small puffin statue.”
My brother Sheriff, Chris Hayward CC, and I were delighted to agree to extend our Shrieval year by 12 months till September 2021 in order to “ensure continuity of leadership”. Equally, this will give us more time, in turbulent times, to deliver our shrieval theme of “Primacy Of The Rule Of Law”. We very much look forward to working with all of the Old Bailey team over the next 17 months. And now no one is, as Pádraig Belton put it, “Sans Sheriff”.
Somewhere in the alternate Corona Universe quite close to home-working…Continue reading
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The Sheriffs’ Challenge is an inspiring initiative begun by our predecessors, a transformational experience for Year 12 students from 12 London schools to compete on delivering presentations with the final at the Old Bailey in Court Number One. Aldermen Peter Estlin and William Russell started this in their shrieval year of 2016/2017. Brother Sheriff Chris Hayward and I set a two-part question and judged the fourth, Sheriff’s Challenge 2020.Continue reading
Livery Education Conference – Preparing Young People For The Future
Alderman & Sheriff Professor Michael Mainelli FCCA FCSI(Hon) FBCS, Tuesday, 3 March 2020, Merchant Taylors’ Hall, London
“The Frontiers Of Education – Some Musings”
Masters, Wardens, Headteachers, ladies and gentlemen:
I have been asked to talk about education of the future, so I’ll start from the past. Exodus 2:22, King James’s Version, says: “And she bare him [Moses] a son, and he called his name Gershom: for he said, ‘I have been a stranger in a strange land’.”Continue reading
In 2007 in Munich I presented the strategic work we had been doing for a client, Programme for the Endorsement of Forest Certification, to their assembled delegates from around the world. PEFC is the world’s largest forest certification organisation, so not unnaturally, they chose to hold the event in the magnificent, yet slightly quirky, Deutsches Jagd- und Fischereimuseum München.