Fifty Ways To Cut Your Mustard
Those who know me, know my weakness: “The problem is all inside your bread”, she said to me,
Those who know me, know my weakness: “The problem is all inside your bread”, she said to me,

As one of the few people, other than Chuck Norris, who can slam a revolving door, imagine my delight when a major concern over etiquette is finally resolved:
HAXEN MARIA Pfersdorfer warten schon morgens

(Dedicated to the Memories of Markus Reuß and Various Other Prejudices)


ISTEL DEFENCE MARKET THRUST SPEARHEADED BY INNOVATIVE PRODUCT [this April Fool’s spoof came out on 1 April 1985 in the corporate magazine of British Leyland’s IT arm, ISTEL, in Redditch, Warwickshire]
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