Middle Aged, Middle Of The Fleet, And Loving It – Kiel Week 2002 (Kieler Woche)
Sailors are only young once – for this sailor it’s once a year at Kiel Week.
Category Life As We Live It
Fifty Ways To Cut Your Mustard
Those who know me, know my weakness: “The problem is all inside your bread”, she said to me,
Revolving Door Etiquette
As one of the few people, other than Chuck Norris, who can slam a revolving door, imagine my delight when a major concern over etiquette is finally resolved:
Haxen Maria
HAXEN MARIA Pfersdorfer warten schon morgens
Pirates & Pinafores
Franken My Dear? I Don’t Give A Damn.
(Dedicated to the Memories of Markus Reuß and Various Other Prejudices)
Harrendous
PIGEONHOLER
ISTEL DEFENCE MARKET THRUST SPEARHEADED BY INNOVATIVE PRODUCT [this April Fool’s spoof came out on 1 April 1985 in the corporate magazine of British Leyland’s IT arm, ISTEL, in Redditch, Warwickshire]
Computer, Where Is Poughkeepsie? An Introduction To Computer Cartography (1984)
Introduction The paradox of computers is that they seem to be able to do something of everything and yet nothing fully. Computers have assisted people in thousands of applications, yet computers have not been able to fully replace people in…